56%

Kah, Another One

I must really be annoying everyone by now, but I am creative-look at this:

73%

Yeah, I'm creative at finding ways to procrastinate with homework!

Wattage

Apparently I am producing 16% more wattage than the average person....so I must be a werewolf or something!:

I have 16% MORE wattage than the average person
I could light up 3 light bulbs
I could power 72 iPods
I could power 1 Xbox 360
3 of me would be needed to keep a refrigerator running

289 WATTS Body Battery Calculator - Find Out How Much Electricity Your Body is Producing -

I Am So Keeping This One

3,505,320How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

My Drug

And I have found my drug-blogging!

77%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

I blame Mr Hanna and edwardcullen_lvr

And Again

71%

But that is no excuse to hide behind me when someone launches a neuclear missile at us...maybe somebody near us would amke a better human shield.....

And Another One

I love this!

31

*Assumes funny martial arts pose* BRING IT ON YOU LITTLE THREE YEAR OLDS!!!!! *swarm of three year olds appears*

Oh...um.....*runs in the opposite direction*

Justsayhi Stuff

And here is another one, the description is:

The Cadaver Calculator - Find out How Much your Body is WorthSo you've bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they'd get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.


$5650.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Look What Boredom In The Holidays Causes

Last night I had the best prank pulled on me-ever!

The pranker was edwardcullen_lvr (and no I will not stop calling you that) and I will add more details about it later (it was in my cbox though and the post that is...two spaces below this is realted to it) All I want to say at the moment is I am going to kill you!!! And I mean kill you dead!!!!!

My revenge shall be sweet.....

TAKE THIS!!!!

Well guess what, I took the disney quiz-BITE ME!!!!

I SCORED A 67%

Just To Clear The Confusion

I may like Jacob more than Edward but I absolutely hate BellaxJacob pairings (yuck)

I think that Edward is perfect for Bella and they should never be apart ever, ever again (and I mean never again) I should go on a rant about that too ^^

Just to clear that one up, and hi to edwardcullen_lver-thanks for bringing that slip to my attention!

I Am A Heartless Killer

This was the best one that I could get (and because my computer is so stuffy I will have to write out a translation T.T)

WANTED

FOR THE GODLESS KILLING OF A HAPPY BUNNY RABBIT

REWARD: $2900

My other ones were actually rather....disgusting....I used my ff.net profile to get this!

Please Tell Me That Isn't A Vanquish...

Heh, look what Bond's been doing:

Yes, that is an Aston Martin being pulled out of a lake in Italy, and no it wasn't put there on purpose. Here is what the offical report said (from http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24226143/):

ROME - The car being used in the latest James Bond film plunged into a lake in northern Italy while being driven to the set.
Producers say the driver of the Aston Martin was taken to a hospital with minor injuries. They say James Bond's iconic car was being delivered to the filming unit in heavy rain on Saturday morning when it went off the road and plunged into Lake Garda.

And here's what it looked like when they got it out:

Personally, I think that it may have had something to do with a certain pack of werewolves and a certain family of vampires, ^^....or maybe the Volturi were involved, it did happen in Italy.....

And they really haven't been lucky with this movie, there has been 3 accidents now and one of the stunt drivers is actually in a coma after being in a (seperate) car accident...I think it was hit by a lorry if memory serves correct.

Cute....I Think Not

Okay, I had to put this up here (its another pic from http://hisgoldeneyes.com/) I found it highly amusing-the picture and the comment

Hmmm....the comment for this one was:

'hahah she is picking food out of his teeth! adorable. =) '

.....Adorable....I think not.... It looks like he's eating her finger!

New Picture

I wonder if you found this one before ^^ It's from http://hisgoldeneyes.com/

And I love this bit:

Rob's Lullaby,

MTV reports that Rob Pattinson (Edward...you should know that by now) is composing a song that may be used as Edward's lullaby for Bella in the movie. He's apparently a very talented musician and though the Twilight director, the fabulous Ms. Hardwicke, can't confirm that Rob's song will absolutely be the final choice for the lullaby, Kristen Stewart seems fairly convinced.

Lol. I am doing a very good job at pro-crastinating

Lol Blog

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

This is a good blog, the 1st image is the one that I like, it's a classic!

Even Full-er List

Lol, found another one:

1 Taylor Lautner

2 Ellen Page

3 Kristen Stewart

4 Kristen Bell

5 Robert Pattinson

6 Michael Welch

7 Cam Cigandet

8 Billy Burke

9 Jackson Rathbone

10 Peter Facinelli

Then there is the list of top actors which takes basically the same format:

1 Taylor Lautner (notice that he is at the top, above Rob)
2 Robert Pattinson
3 Michael Welch
4 Cam Gigandet
5 Billy Burke

And then there is the list of top actresses:

1 Ellen Page
2 Kristen Stewart
3 Kristen Bell
4 Sarah Michelle Gellar
5 Nikki Reed

Funny, funny stuff ^^ But I think thats enough lists for today.

Full List

After quite a bit of searching (it was hard to find xD) I finally found the top 5 list for actors/actresses this week, I lol! (http://www.imdb.com/chart/)

STARmeter Top 5 week of 18 April 2008

1 Taylor Lautner

2 Ellen Page

3 Kristen Stewart

4 Kristen Bell

5 Robert Pattinson


Lolz, this is what you get when I'm bored and pro-crastinating

OMC

Okay, this made me crack up (and notice that it isn't Rob this time)

This is from http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/20/what-is-twilight-and-is-it-the-next-harry-potter/

The Internet Movie Database is not just a useful tool to answer questions like “who was in that movie” or “what else did that guy direct”. IMDb also keeps track of a variety of analytics. For example: movie, actor and crew member searches. Who is the biggest star in Hollywood this minute?
Tom Cruise? Nope.
Kristen Bell? Nope…

Taylor Lautner .....

BWAHAHAHA!!!!! We are taking over the world....okay, it's only a sugar high ^^

And I also found this when I went to search his page:

STARmeter: up 7,500% since last week

My Age

Something I found while I was procrastinating-and this is true:

Your Age on Other Planets
In ... You would be ... years old.

Mercury years 62.29
Venus years 24.39
Mars years 7.98
Jupiter years 1.26
Saturn years 0.51
Uranus years 0.178
Neptune years 0.091
Pluto years 0.061

Holidays So Far

I know that I said that I would post about harbour town but I wont right now, I really should be doing my sose....but anyway.

I had to go play golf with a primary school friend (I absolutely hate, loath and despise golf) and I have so far avoided going over to her new house (hopefully she will forget about that)

My sister is now trying to kill me because I stepped on one of her silly little, 'littlest pet shop' creatures (it was a frog in case anyone is interested) and broke its head off......it was the frogs fault and my sisters for leaving it scattered across the floor (our house now resembles a mine field)

On Saturday I went to RDA, suprisingly it wasn't raining and I did have fun (although it was hard work) I used a rake for the first time (around horses) and we found a way to load a wheelbarrow with straw (leftover straw with poo in it) without touching it.

I was pretty sure that I was going to be killed at RDA but the most exciting (and dangerous) thing that happened was Tara got too close to Harry's rump and he freaked out and jumped and smacked me against Tara (I was the sidewalker who got trapped inbetween them) I almost got kicked but I managed to jump out of the way in time.

I watched the Spiderwick Chronicles on Sunday and I cracked up when they were talking about sprites and trolls (you would only understand that if you've read the same book that I have) When I got home I mortally injured myself though. I was riding my sisters stupid little scooter and because my feet are so big I stepped on the back brake and went flying over the handle bars. I only killed my knee (not my head luckily) but it isn't pretty.

On another topic, I have passed a few milestones with my ff.net account, I have now submitted over 300 reviews (308 to be exact) and posted up over 65, 000 words. My profile page is very near 1000 hits (yay) and my TP story is almost up to 2,000 hits (with 53 reviews at the moment) But alas, I have procrastinated on my sose enough, I must get stuck into it and hopefully have it done before midnight friday-wish me luck! Gah

So, my holidays haven't really been that interesting-as such-how about everyone elses?

That's about all in my update, except for the fact that I haven't really done anything that I mean't to do-it always turns out that way!

AND I AM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF SEEING PROFILES THAT SAY 'I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH

WELL TAKE THIS: I HEART JACOB BLACK!!!!

Next time on my blog, a rant on the finer points of hating one Edward Cullen (I wont revert to using some of the names for him that I have seen other Eddie haters using-though they do involve wonderful words such as Ed-*^&# and E-&^*&

An Epic Adventure - Pizza in the Park

After school on Friday, I went over to Leigha's with Avi and Georgia.

We walked across to Livingstone (Livingstoned) to give Avi the grand tour (which isn't much really) and then we went looking for food to eat later in the evening. We decided that the Makro would be cheaper but we only had ten minutes to get there before it closed. We crossed one road without incident but then when we went to cross the second road (the one that I have to cross every day) Georgia ran across infront of a car and almost got hit by an Asian driver (I'm definitely not racist but there is a danger that comes with running out infront of their cars)

No, Georgia didn't die.

So we made it to the Makro in time and got Dorito's, dip and Starbursts (what a combination ^^) and then made our way back to Leigha's house. We did stayed there for a while (until it went dark) and then we walked down to Video Ezy to get some movies out. We were crossing yet another road when Georgia ran out infront of an RAC car.

No, Georgia didn't die.

We got Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper and Knocked Up (I didn't pick either of those movies btw) and there was $18 dollars worth of late fees on Leigha's card that had to paid.

We went to Eagle Boy's then to get some pizza (and no, Georgia did not get run over this time) We met Leisha there and I saw a friend of mine called Lexi who I haven't seen for 3 years (sadly she was working so we couldn't talk)

Me, Georgia and Avi headed back to our estate with the pizza's, lift and a bag of garlic bread (by ourselves, in the dark, next to a main road) while Leigha and Leisha went to drop Leisha's stuff off at Leigha's house with Leisha's mum.

They met us at the park later (it was pitch black now) and Georgia, Avi and Leisha sat down to eat the pizza. I didn't. You want to know why? There were 3 men (smoking and obviously high on something) just a little way away from us, stood next to their car.

Leigha and I stayed standing while we ate and we managed to convince the others to stand up to. The 3 men walked towards us at one point (in a line) and we started laughing and talking really loud and walked back to their car.

When we finished our pizza we picked up our stuff and started walking towards Leigha's house (we had to walk past the men to get there) Everyone but Georgia agreed to stay in a group and ignore the men. But Georgia just had to go right over to them (within 3 metres of their car) to put the pizza box in the bin (she just had to pick the bin that was right next to them) Everyone had to follow her and the men got out of their car and started walking forwards. One said 'hello' and Georgia said 'hi' (T.T) I just kept muttering don't look at them, stay together, keep walking.

When the rest of us ignored them, the men turned back to their car and we got back to Leigha's in relative safety. We were lucky.

Lesson 1) Never eat pizza in a park at night with 3 strange men watching you

Lesson 2) Never take Georgia for a walk in the dark for she is a traffic hazard

Lesson 3) Always travel in a group and DONT WALK AWAY FROM YOUR GROUP AND FORCE THEM TO GET INTO A SITUATION THAT THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN!!!!!!

So that was the Epic Adventure of the Pizza in the Park.

Next up: Probably something to do with ff.net or Harbour Town.....so

An Epic Adventure - Crazed Fab Ficers Invade Harbour Town

-Jess-

An Epic Adventure - Sport, Water Fights and the Shower of Evilness

Yep, so I'm on holiday now, but the last day of school was very, very boring. The library was closed so I couldn't steal any books for the holidays and annoy the librarians (although I did manage to borrow New Moon on Thursday) and we had to do work in maths because our maths teacher was actually there.

I got my english assignments done by the skin of my teeth (I was still working on the mind map in class and I had to do some of it during science otherwise I never would have got it done) and did nothing for the rest of the day.....except from have a massive water fight in sport ^^

We played dodgeball first and then we played basketball for the rest of the session (and my team won the game that we played)

In the break that we got, me, Eileen and Leisha went in the changerooms for a drink. I think I told a joke or something and Eileen choked on the water that she was drinking and almost spat it out. Then we got into a huge water fight and I still can't figure out how it happened.

We were throwing water around from the drink fountain and Leisha ran into a shower cubicle so we couldn't get her but I went in the one next to her and stood on the bench and threw the water over the top.

Leisha came out then and got Eileen into a shower cubicle and turned the shower on (Eileen got soaked) and then I told her that it was actually me (I was still relatively dry at the time) who threw water over the top. I managed to avoid getting wet (even though they did try to push me into the shower) but when I went to get changed so that I could catch my bus they threw water over the top of the shower cubicle and got me. (Eileen got pushed into a shower cubicle for a second time after that)

Then when we were walking across the basketball courts Eileen and Leisha pulled their water bottles out at the same time and poured them all over my head. My back and collar got soaked and I was still wet when I got home.

So that is what goes on in our sport class,

Up next: An Epic Adventure - Pizzas in the Park

An Epic Adventure - The Bus of Doom

I hate buses! (which you have probably already gathered from the post below this) but I especially hate the 851 (the bus that I catch home)

On Thursday, not only did the bus driver arrive 15 minutes late, he brought a single bus with him (half the size of the normal one that we need to fit everyone on)



Normal bus:




The bus that we got:





So everyone got squished getting one but luckily no one died and no one got left behind (but one guy did fall over and three people had to pull him up because everyone was pushing so much he couldn't get up by himself)



After that you would think that a simple bus ride would be a peice of cake right......think again.


The bus driver had no clue where he was going!!!!!! He missed my stop and the stop after it and the came back in a huge loop and got even more lost.....I'll try and find a picture to show you.....


Here we go, green=usual route, red=Friday (sorry about the size/quality, it's the best that I could find and I did smudge the names and stuff out)

Yep, so you can see that he went the complete and utter wrong way and I ended up getting off in my estate so I guess that it was actually better for me ^^

Anyway, that was my Epic Adventure with the BUS OF DOOOOOM!!!!!!

Stick around, there are more adventures to come: Next up, An Epic Adventure - Sport, Water Fights and the Shower of.....Evilness!


-Jess-

My Personal Monster

Yep, so this is my English Story (or story for English) and I still haven't been able to quit my procrastination drug (now I'm a pro-crastinator ^^)

So here it is-no COPYING YOU LOT!!!!!

My Personal Monster
By Jess

I ran.

My stomach churned as my feet hit the wet pavement. I could sense that it was behind me, though, I could not tell how close it was. I could definitely feel it though, watching….waiting. Waiting for its moment of opportunity.

I lost my footing and stumbled as I glanced backwards over my shoulder. There was no time left now, it was here.

It was a strange creature; strange to a degree that I had never bore witness to before. It had no eyes and yet it could see. It had no feet, but still it could move. There was no mouth on its face, but it could smile. There were no teeth in its mouth, but it could still bite. Never did it inhale, but it could exhale. Never would it talk, but it could growl. Never could it live…and yet, it followed me.

The rain poured down in sheets around me, coursing down my rain jacket and soaking into my runners. My hair whipped into my face, slapping against my cheek as I tried to force may way forwards in the strong head wind. I could not see past my nose for the force of it.

I jumped as the loud ‘crack’ of thunder threw itself through my bones. A moment later, a bolt of lightning struck the ground on the horizon. I heard somebody scream as I ran past an unlit house, their power must have gone out. That reminded me of what had caused this entire mess. This morning I had been in my kitchen making coffee, minding my own business. I was about to turn the kettle on when the lights switched off. ‘It’s just a power cut,’ I thought as I took a deep breath and set my empty mug down on the bench. ‘There’s nothing to worry about, just a power cut.’ I had been terribly afraid of the dark since my older brother locked me in the linen closet when I was five. The fact that I was alone in the house made my fear even worse. I could not rid myself of the uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach until I glanced up at the clock and swore. I was late, terribly late. If I was any later it would be there

I was yanked out of my thoughts when I slipped on the wet curb and fell out into the road. I was afraid that I was about to be run over, but the car that was now behind me stopped abruptly and beeped its horn at me. Quickly, I jumped back onto the pavement and the car shot past me. From the corner of my eye I could see the grey monster edging closer.

I wondered if I would get to my sanctuary in time, my vision was still impaired by the pelting rain and wind. I was about to give up and resign myself to my fate when the rain cleared momentarily. I blinked, and suddenly I could see my sanctuary before me. If only I could get there in time, then I would be safe.

My legs began to cramp as I ran faster, the wet denim of my jeans that clung to my legs did not help at all. I was a few metres away, just a few measly steps, when I heard a growl and a splash behind me. The monster had pulled ahead of me. I panicked as its fetid breath blew back into my face, but it didn’t move.

I hurried forwards as another flash of lightning lit the sky and bounced back off the monster’s silvery skin, the reflections intensity near blinded me. I was right beside it when I paused, one of my feet lifted slightly from the pavement. I was afraid that the monster may decide to growl at me and pull away. I was afraid that when it left, it would leave me lying crushed in the gutter, like a used paper cup.

It considered me for a moment, its bright eyes like headlights in the darkness. I was still sure that it would leave when it sighed and leant to the side, as if it were inviting me towards it. Cautiously I stepped up to it and its warm embrace.

The lights were bright in the monsters interior and the driver looked bored, as if he would rather be anywhere other than where he was at that moment. The windows in the monster were so fogged up that I couldn’t see anything through them unless I looked through a patch that someone else had already cleared. It took me a while, but I eventually found my smartrider and tagged on before I sat down in my usual seat. All of the other passengers looked just as bedraggled as I was.

Maybe everyone had been late for the bus today.

So there it is.....hope that was interesting ^^ Want to comment? Just comment xD I'm going to get a cbox really, really soon! Pwomise.

-Remud-

Procrastination

Procrastinatin is the bomb

We all do it (even John Howard and Kevin Rudd)and when we try to stop doing it we find that we are addicted....almost like a drug.

I am on the procrastiantion drug....maybe I need nicotine or something. But it is an addiction that I am proud of (and which usually gets me in a lot of trouble)

Here is an example of my dedication to the procrastination drug:

I have two english projects due tomorrow (a short story and a mind map) and I haven't started on either.....it is a DRUG!!!!

I did actually finish my science on time but I have forgotten to fix the formatting on one of the articles so Mr V is probably going to take my head off with a scalpel....*ducks and covers neck* I value my head!

My other addiction (or drug) would have to be fanfiction....without it I might just die ^^

I really want to read tonight but I obviously can't because of my first drug....maybe I need some more nicotine....

I have found a few ff's that are pretty good (they are Twilight ones so RUN AWAY!) and I will be going quite over the top in the holidays (i plan to review a lot of fics so if you have something that you want me to review....SEND THE LINK TO ME!!!!)

I should probably go now but I am really bored and we're doing nothing in sose but procrastinating (there's my first drug) and checking our ff.net accounts (second drug!) i seriously need to go cold turkey or something.....

Remus Lupin signing off,

-Jess-

New Blog

If you know me and you found this blog then you are a genius ^^

I deleted my old blog (I think it be the cows sir) and have started this one (as my social blog) instead. This should be a lot more interesting than the old blog because I am going to update it xD

So, keep your eyes open and I think I might stick with the basic formatting because its easier for my none HTML brain to figure out :P

-Remus Lupin, a.k.a JB, a.k.a xXBeetle Of DestinyXx, a.k.a Beetle juice, a.k.a Jess-