Showing posts with label Boring. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boring. Show all posts

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Dolphins!

As I am in Monkey Mia, yes, you would expect to see dolphins up her....but not 15 of them!

Last night I went for a walk down the beach and four dolphins just randomly appeared out in the ocean. When I got to the other side of the jetty I waited for a moment and a dolphin came straight into the water in front of me and was less than a metre away (I literally could have touched it) Everytime I stepped into the water a stingray would appear right under my foot (and that happened 7 times) I think that they like me ^_^

I might go out in a kayak later but the water is looking both choppy and cold...so I don't know.

There is still only one computer working and so this place gets the badge of epic fail *hands computer badge of epic fail*

Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Worst Internet in Australia, Red-Eyed Pigeons and Camels

This is Jess, Jess says hi! Clap for Jessie, Jessie die (thought it's too bad that I'm already dead)

I am in....what is this place?....Monkey Mia now and the weather is nice (I'm right next to the beach-I can see it through the door thats next to me-and the sun is very, very bright) and I've been travelling up the coast for 6 days now (without internet might I add) The computer that I'm typing on at the moment is a pie terminal (no it is not made of pie) and the keyboard is tiny (smaller than a laptops) and the keys are so old that the letters have actually worn off so I would be stuffed if I didn't already know where all of the keys are! I am also proud to say that I have now found a computer with internet that is both slower (way, way slower) and more expensive than my home computer :P

My sister took a ride down the beach on a camel before, I ran and hid behind the jetty because camels are my arch-nemisis. My parents tried to get me on one but they failed, miserably.

Yesterday at the roadhouse that we stopped at to get fuel I saw a large flock of red-eyed pigeons and I immediately thought 'oh no, the Volturi are after me!' Luckily they weren't and I wasn't savaged by vampire pigeons.

The caravan has survived it's trip up-amazingly-but I'm not sure if it will survive on the way back down! My sister gets really annoying when she's bored-although I do too-and she was throwing food at me today-which I promptly threw back. In an attempt to stave off the boredom I have also now read the host a grand total of 4 times-yes, it is a good book-and now I'm hoping that there will be a sequil.

I have hust realised that the browser type that I am using is Mozilla Firefox and I actually like good old Microsoft's Internet Explorer better. I think it's just more practical and you can do just about anything that you want with it-unlike this thing which I cant seem to figure out/use tabs/open another window/refresh the page/make the window smaller/adjust the size of the window at all!

I hope to see some dolphins tomorrow otherwise this holiday will have been my worst one in history. Maybe I'll get to see a dugong too, that would make my day!

...On another note, I HAVEN'T DONE ANY HOMEWORK AT ALL YET/SCIENCE STUDY/MATHS STUDY/ENGLISH/ANYTHING!!!! I am so dead. And someone behind me just ran across the room, tripped on a patch of water and slammed their head into the metal kitchen table, where's the doctor?...

I better go do everything else that I have to do before my internet time runs and out and maybe come back to this later/tomorrow.

-Jess the dead-

P.S There is a large sailing ship on the horizon at the moment and it reminds me distinctly of the Black Pearl, ahoy there!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Holidays So Far

I know that I said that I would post about harbour town but I wont right now, I really should be doing my sose....but anyway.

I had to go play golf with a primary school friend (I absolutely hate, loath and despise golf) and I have so far avoided going over to her new house (hopefully she will forget about that)

My sister is now trying to kill me because I stepped on one of her silly little, 'littlest pet shop' creatures (it was a frog in case anyone is interested) and broke its head off......it was the frogs fault and my sisters for leaving it scattered across the floor (our house now resembles a mine field)

On Saturday I went to RDA, suprisingly it wasn't raining and I did have fun (although it was hard work) I used a rake for the first time (around horses) and we found a way to load a wheelbarrow with straw (leftover straw with poo in it) without touching it.

I was pretty sure that I was going to be killed at RDA but the most exciting (and dangerous) thing that happened was Tara got too close to Harry's rump and he freaked out and jumped and smacked me against Tara (I was the sidewalker who got trapped inbetween them) I almost got kicked but I managed to jump out of the way in time.

I watched the Spiderwick Chronicles on Sunday and I cracked up when they were talking about sprites and trolls (you would only understand that if you've read the same book that I have) When I got home I mortally injured myself though. I was riding my sisters stupid little scooter and because my feet are so big I stepped on the back brake and went flying over the handle bars. I only killed my knee (not my head luckily) but it isn't pretty.

On another topic, I have passed a few milestones with my ff.net account, I have now submitted over 300 reviews (308 to be exact) and posted up over 65, 000 words. My profile page is very near 1000 hits (yay) and my TP story is almost up to 2,000 hits (with 53 reviews at the moment) But alas, I have procrastinated on my sose enough, I must get stuck into it and hopefully have it done before midnight friday-wish me luck! Gah

So, my holidays haven't really been that interesting-as such-how about everyone elses?

That's about all in my update, except for the fact that I haven't really done anything that I mean't to do-it always turns out that way!

AND I AM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF SEEING PROFILES THAT SAY 'I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHH

WELL TAKE THIS: I HEART JACOB BLACK!!!!

Next time on my blog, a rant on the finer points of hating one Edward Cullen (I wont revert to using some of the names for him that I have seen other Eddie haters using-though they do involve wonderful words such as Ed-*^&# and E-&^*&